A man was driving late one afternoon, and he was driving the speed limit. He notices a police car its red lights on his rear view mirror. He thinks "I can this guy," so he it and the race is on. The cars are racing the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer 100, the guy figures "what the heck," and gives . He pulls to the curb. The police officer out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He down and says "listen mister, I've had a really day, and I just to go home. Give a good excuse and I'll you go." The man for a moment and said..."Three weeks , my wife ran with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in rear view mirror, I thought you that officer and you were trying to her back to me!"