Sue and Bob, a pair of tightwads, in the mid west and had been married years. Bob had always wanted to flying. The desire deepened time a barnstormer flew town to offer rides. Bob would ask and Sue would say, "No , ten dollars is ten dollars."

The years went , and Bob figured he didn't have much , so he got Sue out to the show, , "It's free to watch, let's at watch."
Once he got there the feeling overwhelming. Sue and Bob got into an .

The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you flying, and you don't say a word the ride is me, but if you make one sound, you pay ten dollars."
So they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls and dives he could. Heading to the ground as as the plane would go and pulling out of the dive just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admitted and went back to the airport.

The Pilot said, "I'm surprised, why didn't you say ?"
Bob replied, "Well I almost said when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."