Before she died, an old lady wanted to England, the home of her . She went to the Federal Office and asked a passport.

"You must take the oath first," the passport clerk said. "Raise your right hand, ." The senior citizen raised her right hand the clerk asked, "Do you swear to the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, or foreign?"

The sweet old paled and the voice as she responded, "Well, I guess , but ... will I have help, or will I have to do it all by ?"